POTPOURRI!!!

updated 6/28/01

• The Intergalactic Pimps
• Filth
• Ska Skank Redemption
• Myascis Huge
• The Pencil Sharpener That Could
• Evil Mousepad
• Hello, My Name is Hoju
• SAT score? 9
• Grade 8 Was My Best 3 Years of School
• I Am Error - [5/15/01: taken by a band from Ontario, Canada]
• Fat Baby Jake
• Nobody Nose
• The Pre-Madonnas
• Chinese Arithmetic
• Proven Itch Fighters
• Narcissus
• Hoosier Daddy
• Holy Socks
• Early Maxwell
• Wallace
• Kermit
• Mr. Derriere
• Suicide Kites
• Superfical Teenage Rage - [5/25/01: taken by punk band from Cleveland, OH]
• Pink Startled Jazz
• The Suspicious
• Pappa Tuff and the Wobbly Goblins
• Farmers Like Money
• Oiltankers In The Water
• Where's My Regis Tie?
• Where's My Oprah's Book Club Newsletter?
• Where's My Toenail Clippers?
• Where's My Manhood? Oh Well...
• I Found My Paycheck!
• Bullfrogs Eat Mud
• Pinocytotic Vince and the Vesicles
• Those Guys Who Do That Thing With The Stuff
• Bell Hender
• Superfluous Redundancy And Repetition
• What's All This Then
• Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
• Sorry I Lost Your Steak Knives
• Boomer and the Primitive Screwheads
• That's Just Awful
• Hardly Ever A Good Thing
• Slow Motion Disgust
• Mackus Daddius
• Actresses on Fire
• Grand Pappy and the Fuzzy Slippers
• Cosmo and the Slightly Accurate Knifethrowers
• Feminist Play-Doh
• Teacher Trouble
• Doomgiver
• Plastic Tongue
• Master Zero
• Ker-Punk
• Mudphlap
• The Indefagitables
• Loose Affiliation of Losers
• Public Hairs
• Massive Midgets
• Chainsaw Paradise
• Hemorhaging Hemophiliac
• The Good Mr. Highjacker
• I Believe in Castles
• My Next Door Neighbor's Compost Pile
• Well Smelled Life, The
• Nothing Better to Brew
• Booty Beaters
• Music to Knit to
• A Gag Bag
• Emergancy Exit Bellboys
• Nothin Like a Good Beating
• Tunes to Croon to
• The Lucky Number Dtupid
• The Amoebic Marauders of Doom
• Hortence van Postlethwaite
• The Blown O-Rings
• Drawn and Quartered
• Stillbirth
• Victim's Sister
• Angola Rodeo
• Chapter 11
• Girus
• Fifth wall
• Gaseous Clay
• Louis Pasteur and His Silly Bacteria
• Fog Machine
• Hooked On Ebonics
• Udo's Scary
• No Relief in Sight [10/20/00 taken by a punk/emo band from Pittsburgh]
• Crucial Christmas
• Poisoned Germans
• Freaky Joe Remer
• Scary Larry
• The Single Polymers
• Trust Me, I'm Available
• 53 Ways to Buy Respect
• Methane Huffers
• The Flaming Brooms
• Calculating Cockeyes
• Knock Kneed Neanderthals
• Ether Ethan
• Hybrid Moments
• Mysteries of the Manchu
• The Asters
• Dust Bowl - [6/28/01: taken by an industrial trash band from France]
• Copyrot
• Siamese Squad
• Jackie's Jackets
• Mutant Microbes
• Walking Cliché
• Asian Astronaut
• The Not-so-Divine Comedy
• Minds: Bubble-Wraped for Safety
• Poisoned Tears
• Fresh-Peeled Brains
• Infected Daydream
• Stop Before It Burns
• Silver Sweet
• Raising Darwin
• HAL 9000
• Naked Faith
• Rasputin's Dog
• Billy's Little Big Sister
• Big Little Man
• Booze 'n Bimbos
• Crazy Mobile Phone Dealer
• Maimed Indefinitely
• Organ Donors
• Assignment Three
• The Not So Scary Omen
• Dugged
• Drum Machine's Daughter
• Type B Positive
• The Windows Near The Doors
• The Guy Who Killed Kenny
• Fatter than Cartman
• It's Two In The Morning
• Stereo Ron
• Racked My Brain
• The Crypt Thingy
• Should Quit
• Something Else
• The Little Wankers
• Bum Fluff
• Skull Stench Of Hell
• I Am Joe's Prostate
• One Sick Puppy
• The Alien Flesh-Eating Monkeys
• The Very Unhappy Dead People
• Quicky Sparkle and the Rat Blend Set
• Tomorrow's Always Dead
• Forever Never After
• Six Foot Inches
• Great Small Irony
• Purple Gone Haywire
• Tape Deck Happiness
• Forgotten Propane
• Tin Can Disposal
• Help the Outacsts
• Another Can of Plastic
• Chemistry Experiment Gone Band
• Screaming My Jar in the Side
• Canadian CIA in Action
• One More Psycho - [7/27/00: taken by Boone, NC band]
• Never Again Sometimes Maybe Once Never
• Trap the Hungry Burglar
• Slug Bug Blue
• Certain Something
• The Vacants
• Flaming Pontoons of Love
• Ruby Satellite System
• Indian Smile
• XOXO
• Pretzel Logics
• The Irrepressable Shed Builders
• The Band That Must Not Be Named
• My Brother Worships Anime
• Warning: This Is Not A Toy
• Just Another Sucky Teenybopper Band
• Super High Flames
• Pessimist Pride
• Radioactive Paper Shredder
• 13 Plastic Spoons
• Lick a Lotta Lunchbox
• Fume Huffin' Girl
• Hamster Wheel
• 5 Cent Tip - [1/16/01: taken by ska band from Buffalo, NY]
• Paint Grandma Red
• Criminally Insane Fast-food employees
• Spraft [4/11/01: taken by an all girl highschool punk/ska band in Richmond, Va]
• Mosh Pit Junkies
• The Apple Riots
• Pregnant Hard Drives
• The Blue Outlooks
• Strange Polka Dotted Men
• Don't Burn the Asylum
• The Clocks
• Dude He Reeks
• Malcom's Angst
• Instant Gratification
• Band #45
• Closet Organ
• Finally Armageddon
• Decomposed Undertaker
• Dizzy Fat Ones
• Her Favorite Sun
• Dewey and the Decimal System
• Static Future Motion and the Dynamics
• Rancid Roomates
• Shiny Grass
• Ya-Ya Kings
• Darth on Top
• Now With Guitars
• Me Gusta Un Zapato
• Houdini and Friends
• Nerf Crotch Bat
• Ghost of Log
• Penny for Sale - [taken by indie pop band from UK]
• Yanni's Football Team
• Estrogen cowboys
• Evil Edith
• Obscene Origami
• Wirty Daitresses
• March of the Hippie Death Squad
• Breakdancing Jesuits
• Gratifying Squirting Lamps
• Christamas Wheelchair Suprise
• Moron-o-tron
• The Slappy Piece
• I'm a Bird! I'm a Bird!
• Gatherers of the Field Nuts
• Moore than Dinte
• Golden Sloth Babies
• Outgoing Male
• Mr. Pump and The New Pride
• The Eversofts
• The Moisties
• Educational Toys for Curious Farmers
• My Wife Was Breathing Just Fine When You Borrowed Her
• Tasters of Fine Wine Makers
• The Potential Buyers
• Is My Car Crushing You?
• Git
• We Are a Threat to National Security
• Arrest Me Now
• Teflon and the Non-Stick Pans
• Me Me Me
• Ankle Swingers
• Petroleum Juggernauts
• Printed Lining For Privacy
• 30th Century Chautauqua
• Fuzzy Backside
• Straining Saliva
• Hairy Chested Nut Scratchers
• Liquid Tractor House
• Sponge Puppet
• Snorting Detergent
• Diet Smoke
• Spacklecore
• Fluffy Carbonation
• Lo-Fi Tempura
• Style Tax
• Smells Like Bakersfield
• Crispy Nostrils
• Silent Stick Phreaks
• Swampfoot
• Barbie Doll Heads
• Little Timmy
• Burning Pedestrian
• Spastic Reality
• The Be-Dulls
• The Raving Puss-Heads
• Don't Ask Me, I'm Not Here
• Witch Baby
• Quicksand Skinnydipping
• Toaster Oven Fruitcake
• Atomic Ted and the Heinous Boys
• Big Purple Marker
• The Biffs
• Sunglasses For Jimmy
• Beanpole Lookalikes
• Looking Through Glass
• Failed Radiation Experiment
• The Big Foam
• My Big Spoon
• Tonguedart Olympians
• A Private Madness
• Ill Fittin' Shoes
• Angst In Space
• Clean Underpants
• Snow White and Seven Landlords
• Dark Velvet
• Snugglepusses
• Meany Heads
• Quality You Can Taste
• Under the Eight Ball - [12/5/00: taken by band from Wichita, KS]
• Compost Boy
• Gelatin Explosives
• Hanging Mr. Cooper
• English Channel 7
• Poetry Spring Shoot
• Feverish Hymn
• Faculty X
• The Fetus Eaters
• Serendipity Blow Torch
• Sawhores
• Furious George - [Used by a now highly successful punk band outta NYC.]
• Shoot the Mime
• Zulu Leprechauns
• Ashtray Boy
• Urban Biscuit Jouster
• Dead Budd
• Jaramillo System
• Releasing Methane Fumes
• There's a Place Called Your Arse
• I Need Some Healin'
• Fingernail Blister Hockey
• Tacklebox Vacuum Woes
• Hacksaw Morons
• Satanica
• Portable Dental-Floss Crue
• Senior Citizen Shot-Put Practice
• If I Only Had A Lug Nut
• Tony and the solid gold dancers
• Crispity Crunchity
• Baking Soda Toilet Paper
• Leaping Caucasians
• Hooker Boy
• The Hairy Things from Outer Space
• Rubber Dumplings
• Gas Hog
• Naughty Toddler
• Lipstick sauce
• Sugarsmack
• Hee Haw Hobbit
• My friend Bubba
• Tommy's Naughty Secret
• Kindercramp
• Skulbuggery
• Colosteamer
• Prison Date
• Daddy said so
• Sandbox Pimp
• Can i see it?
• Vegetarian Butcher
• That's Gotta Hurt
• Is that Spot's Head?
• Evil Trousers
• Corpse Circus
• Dating the Tooth Fairy
• Naked Barbie
• Man with Bra
• Swarming Midgets
• Green Toupee
• Untalented Poseurs
• Flaming Telephone
• 4 Triplets
• Daisy Fart
• Fungus Mungus
• Poncho Villaand
• Made-up maalignant mammoth
• Mangled meticulous militant meerkats
• The derelict aunties
• Spock in chains
• He ain't dead, he's just asleep
• Leather boxer shorts
• Extremely oversensitive poets
• X-wing cockroach
• Scully and Mulder's favorite year
• Governor Fuzz
• Glad Rags
• Burn Factory
• Spiral Trance
• Pet Injun
• The Booty Conspiracy
• Now that's an autopsy!
• Facist Undergarment
• Concrete Squatters
• Skinhead Protocol
• Doctor Whopper
• Stuffinsuch
• I, Mormon
• Narcoleptic Waffle Dodgers
• Unrelentless Midget Fornicators
• Sour Pygmies
• The Friendly Catheter Salesmen
• Cowboy Proctors from Akron
• Pillow Stealing Ninjas
• The Immortal Mortals
• Big Al's Gas house
• I Believe in Uncle
• Stench Heaven
• Seven El Elvis
• Handy Clone
• Head Kelly
• 180 Poof
• Sequel Police
• Shock Sonata
• Ooze Juice
• Pickled Torso
• Go! Nad Go!
• The Magnificent Letter Bombers
• Championship Knickers
• Button Flys from Outer Space
• Pestilence of the Damned
• Mr. Tangent
• Cadaver Pudding
• Sector 7G - [6/28/01: taken by a punk/emo band from Cleveland, OH]
• Fancy Zandal
• Flux Ping-Pong
• Subliminal Maryanne
• ROCKET POP
• Alternate Route B
• Blue Boy Suffocation Syndrome (BBSS)
• Concrete Bashful Girl
• Hair and Steel
• Dreamcycle [12/5/00: "We are a small alternative band in Winston-Salem N.C. We are 3 sexy chicks with a lot of talent."]
• Quadrycycle Mobile
• Bio Bag
• Filter Cartridges
• Skeletor Association of America
• Cairo Under Newer Texas
• Packard Jell
• The Crude Ale Ensemble
• Physical Tim
• Pajama Jo
• 9 Giant Pinkies
• Pink Giant Ninnies
• Jefferson Porn Star Plane
• Reverend Houseplant
• Fetusacopia
• Vitamin P
• Bludgeonfist
• Fred University
• Happy Trunk People
• Diles Mavis
• The People who Live in the Tree
• Subterranean Currency
• Flight of the Nimbus
• Kinky Hose
• Natural Gas Nipple
• Seth Nable
• Keebler Knob
• Hobblernodge
• Poopy Cupcake Wizards
• Chocolate Eyeball Junction
• The Demon Fetus 5
• Smiling Toenails
• Make way for Willie!
• Puritan Pukes
• Lady Die
• Dr. Mauve and the Quezzy Dream
• Real Live Dead Bodies
• Filthy Mitten
• Abusive Lukes
• Cranky Plumber
• Coconut Lightbulb
• Juicy Scoop
• Gary's Dim Allegory
• Finger Paste Burglars
• Every Burnt Losenge
• Nancy's Back
• The Uppity Bump Jaz
• Buy This Harp
• When Did Jake Arrive?
• Chilean Links
• Spanking Dombeh
• Fun With the Lunchlady
• Honky Tonk Metal Quintet
• Professor Iggy and the Equations
• Under the L
• Wheatbox
• Graily Drind
• Free Wheels
• Flime Ties
• The Organ Donor Grinders
• Juiceboxology
• Me, Myself, and Eye
• Wowie Zowie
• Stern Dozen
• Dime Authority
• Wonder Troubles
• Superman in a Box
• Underground Restaurant
• Dress Slackers
• Gipper Hills
• Five In A Maze
• The Four Quintuplets
• Exploding Macaroon Dancers
• Thorncopter
• Smoking PAC-MEN
• Valiant Uncles
• Free Finks
• Fried Parasols
• Polka Geeks
• Compromising Engineers
• Sap Factory
• Undulating Freeways
• Fluorescent Wax Museum Guards
• Anglo Rebellion
• The Levitating Janitors
• Principal Killa
• The Bloated Tires
• Methane Tower
• Prevarication Integration
• Grunge Harpists
• Public Cleats
• The Marks of Insolence
• Sophisticated Mousehole System
• Crimper Joe and the Flying Buffoons
• The Pirated Dreidels
• Redneck International Airport
• Me and My Fun-lovin Pinto
• Red flying addicts
• Alfred is leaving
• Pumpkin Goo
• Peter, Petere, and Petar
• Glowing Underwear
• Lipsyncing Fools
• Salesmen of a divine nature
• Naked Natives of North Dakota
• Bosco's Sheep Playing Orchestra
• E-mail Sid and the Hard-drive
• Happy Shiny Naked People
• Falling From My Oak
• Falling From My Friend's Oak
• Getting Up
• Cutting Down My Friend's Oak
• Bernie and the Straight Jackets
• Tie Me Down And Spit
• Extremely Tall Flowers
• the Ukelele Joy Choir
• Gospel Bill and The Happiness Drops
• Burning Britches
• Buster G. and The Family
• German Housewives
• Scottish Kilt-Wearing Spaniards
• Aunt Betty is Crying
• The Moravian Tube-Throwers
• moooooove over boomer
• The Benny Hinn Fan Club
• We Want Our Mail (Not The Taco's)
• Hive Queen
• Bonzo Madrid
• Flash Pants
• Sleepflower [taken...ages ago...just realized i never noted this...sorry]
• Receding Hairline at 16
• Clarence is in My Shower
• The Purple Funk
• Evil Kanevils
• The Deweys
• Fancy Lads
• Boris and the Bucketsuds
• Quik and Hide
• Tax that Ass
• Shagadelic
• Genghis John
• Stupid Concrete
• Optional Music
• Jed and Jethro
• Rub A Baby Buggy Bumper
• Which Part?
• Pasadena Roof-Top Orchestra
• Girl Scout Heron
• The Mung Among Us
• Flouride
• Photo Auction
• Arizona Tongue
• Ambidextrous Motorist