Band Names that Suck
To me, a quality band name can only truly come from a magical creative
process that emanates from a union between the mind and the soul.
These ones don't necessarily cut the proverbial mustard. Rather,
they cut the proverbial cheese. And, yes, while that may be my
opinion, its also MY page, isn't it? Why put them here, then, if
I think they suck? Because I get a larf out of making fun of them.
Enough with the angst...ON WITH THE (rather bland and uninteresting) BAND NAMES!!!
updated 10/26/00
- Water Blaze
- Negative Influence
- Space Cadets
- Leadfoot
- Piston
- Slapshot
- Multiple Recipients
- Shake Well
- Dispense As Written
- Therapeutic Printer
- Snub Nosa
- Stag Judge
- Underwater
- Greenleaf
- Frequently Asked Questions
- Swirl
- Cashed
- Walk Don't Walk
- Wide Load
- Danger, Falling Rocks
- Bone
- Nightshade
- Free Parking
- Joe Blow
- Free Beer
- House Arrest
- I Am Stuck on a Band Name
- Thin Ice
- Deficit Reduction
- Curfew
- Bag Boys
- Criminal Attitude
- Metal Roses
- Love Guns
- Making Real
- So Precious
- Verbatim
- Glow-in-the-Dark Stars
- Hebert
- Byram
- Spit It Out
- Quote Unquote
- The Haunted
- Slush
- Belkin Data Switch
- Deskjet 540
- Fat Rolls
- Marlboro
- the wankers
- Sky-high
- See Spot Run - [4/3/01: just informed this name is used by a Canadian band]
- Implosion
- Shat
- Shaft
- Manuscript
- Schwa
- Velour
- Sheesh!
- Clamp
- Bulb
- Blue
- Goofy's Overalls
- Hard Drive
- 9 Foot
- 7 Acres
- Spillway
- Etheria
- Bah
- Algebra
- Sinkhole - [9/30/00 - taken by a guy named Tom's punk rock band]
- Glycin
- Nobody's Friend
- Ashtray
- Doh!
- Vermious
- Fire at The Wall
- The Squirts
- Fam
- Tham
- Fort
- The Jeeps
- Twelve
- The Mugwumps
- Undo
- GreenVelvet
- Oakton
- The
- Dollar
- Heat
- Mathorn
- Freakiller
- Basketcaps
- Sandbag
- Three Dweebs
- Four Dweebs
- Five Hairy Dweebs
- Far From Gerald
- Far From Luke
- Close To Arnold
- Jumping Jehosaphats
- Downchuck
- Roadkillers
- Playing in Traffic
- Three Guys With Hair
- 98 Little Women
- 73 Large Women
- 56 Middle sized Women
- Stackpole
- T.H.U.D.
- Trigger Finger
- Fat Chantz
- Unbearable
- Ferntide
- 5 Lines
- Sweetesque
- T. Ease
- Kin Shi
- Talking Statues
- Shot At Sunrise
- Ingrown
- Vexed
- Verned
- Black Keys
- House Arrest
- Hock 2 E
- Galvanized Astroturf
- The Jumbas
- That Band that Sucks
- Stroke
- Dialysis
- BODY SLAM!
- Alphabet Soup
- Why Java
