Animal Band Names
During vision quests, the Native Americans would travel for a period of time,
looking for a sign from the Great Spirit. Before the quest, they would
pick an animal with which they would concentrate on and look for the Great
Spirit to manifest itself into. ...hmm...I guess this doesn't really have
anything to do with what I'm trying to say here. Oh well. Anyway...
updated 6/25/01
- Flaming Monkeys
- 99 dry monkeys and 1 wet monkey
- The Lesbian Seagulls
- Elephant Mojo
- Flaming Cattle
- Buttermilk Pig
- Nuclear Sheep
- SuperGoat
- The Lion Kings who Want To be Queens
- Pleasure Puppy
- Run Like An Antelope
- One-Legged Antelope
- A Bald Antelope With Cancer
- Antelopes In Dirty Sewers
- My Antelope Is Muddy
- Damn Antelopes!
- A Is For Antelope
- Rotten Salty Antelopes
- My Antelope Skeleton
- Mobile Fred and the Death Hamsters
- We Doggies
- Name Our Puppy
- Gefilte Monkey
- Killer Chickens
- Herd of Moose
- Pink Turtle
- Hippo Heaven
- Skunk Stoo
- Tossin' Cow Patties
- Singed Ant
- Sea Monkey
- 3 Maggots in a Vase
- The Trouble with Chainsaw Monkeys
- Fun with Goldfish Tanks
- Oversized Worms
- The Happy, Happy Maggot Men
- With Love, a Dead Rhino
- Spaz Chicken and the Monkey Butts
- Lemming Pie
- Uncle Stan and Horse Brain
- Sven the Aardvark
- Spankchicken
- Uncle Bucket and the Drool Puppies
- Triant
- Pavlov's Dogs
- Hedgehogs with Helium
- Witchy Wombats
- The Kung Fu Black Bears
- Kangaroo and the Pockets
- Project Panda
- The Lemmings
- The Divine and their Monkeys
- Lame Badger
- Crippled Monkey! [12/5/00: Taken by a band from Scotland.]
- Tru' Skunks
- Echo Gecko
- Savage Bee
- Purple Monkey Dishwasher
- The Plastic Self Cleaning Ducks
- Goat Lord
- Vicious Banana Slugs
- Dewfy Gloof Animals
- Felony Dinosaurs
- Flaming Chihuahuas
- Ben and the Happy Dancing Polar Bears
- Pig Race Finalists, The
- Ghengis Pirana
- The Giant Flying Gefilte Fish From Outer Space
- It Would Suck to Be a Snake
- I Paperclipped A Skunk
- Fish Like Water
- To Staple the Hens
- The Almighty Chicken Stapler
- The Best of Vicious Killer Dogs
- Life as a Fish - [1/1/01: taken>
- Frog Tongue
- Cow Cuds
- Human Zoo - [10/2/00: taken by a ska/punk band]
- Severely Enlarged Fish
- Space Monkeys From Hell
- Roadkill On the Highway To Heaven
- Rabid Squirrels in Helicopters
- The Jive Tawkin' Turkeys
- Urchin Flake
- Fuzzy Monkey
- Deer in the Headlights
- Dog Will Hunt
- 3rd Grade Ant Farm
- The Closet Monkeys
- Sundogs
- The Leaky Mules
- Bob's Magic Flea Circus
- Juggling Cats
- Lars Pynwyrm and the Parasites
- World of Fish
- Creature Features
- Worf & the Stone Kittens
- Stalking Bambi [5/25/01: taken...check out their website!]
- Marky and the Dolphin Slayers
- Elephant
- Swimming Maggot Frog
- The Poison Toads
- Love a Cricket
- Wicked Chicken
- Orange Roughy
- Donkeymaker
- Last of the Red Hot Doggies
- One-Eyed Willy and the Water Weasels
- Cattlist
- Hat Trick Care Bears
- Fireflies in the Corn
- Rappin' Rats
- Cattle Dust
- Inflatable Love Sheep
- KillaBees
- Betti Yeti
- Square Frogs
- Slimy Goat People from Louisville
- Crazy for Bovines
- Mailman Bites Dog!
- Musical Pete and His Lopeared Bunny
- The Bees
- Atomic Aardvark from Pasedena
- Frosted Horsefly
- The Squeamish Squids
- Fun-Loving Barnyard Animals
- Moshing Millipedes
- Look at the Monkey!
- My Pet Cow
- Infamouse
- Mighty Moose
- Morton J. Hogswaggle and his Malnourished African Red Panda
- I Did Not Beat the Rooster
- Poptart Hippos
- Porcupine Racetrack
- Beat Up The Easter Bunny
- Monkey has one Eyebrow
- Monkeys in the Zoo
- Shi-Tzu Love
- Frog Pound
- Sitting Duck
